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May. 19th, 2005 @ 06:40 am (no subject)
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Finally, I have the rules for Assassins all typed out and ready to rock. If you're not playing or don't know what I'm talking about, don't worry. I'm linking this post to the Assassins Blog so they can read the rules. If you are playing, I'm posting the rules below. Read carefully.

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May. 15th, 2005 @ 12:17 am (no subject)
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My hand hurts like a crazy person. Walls suck. Stupid equal and opposite reactions...

Be nice to me. I'll update later.

I'm not insane, just a little shaken. There's a logical explanation for everything. It was the cat, the cat, the cat.
May. 11th, 2005 @ 02:04 pm (no subject)
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*yawn*Collapse )
May. 7th, 2005 @ 07:21 pm (no subject)
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[-The basics-]
-Name- Valentin.
-Nickname(s)- Ivan Lent to myself, Val to everyone else.
-DOB- August 24th, 1987
-Hair Color- Brown.
-Eye Color- Green-greyish.
-Nationality- Ukranian/Russian.
-Height- Five eleven?

-Singer- *shrugs*
-Band- Phish, probably.
-Show- The Simpsons, The Brak Show, Ren & Stimpy, the OLD All That, Kenan & Kel.
-Channel- I don't watch TV anymore.
-Candy- Pudding, if that counts.
-Drink- Tea or water.
-Clothing Brand- Generic™ brand.
-Store- Barnes & Noble's.

[-This Or That-]
-Tv Or Movies- Movies.
-Pop Or Rock- Rock.
-PC Or Laptop- PC.
-Aim Or Yahoo- AIM.
-Black Or White- Grey.
-Brunette Or Blonde- Impartial.
-Friends Or Family- Friends.
-Prep Or Punk- Label.

[-Love Life-]
-Do You Have A Bf/Gf?- Hee :D
-If So, How Long?- Two weeks, about.

-Ever Been In A Relationship?- Once. *rolls eyes*
-Ever Had Your First Kiss?- :D
-If So, When?- September 24th, 2004, approximately 10:17pm.
-The 1st Person You Ever Had A Crush On- Kristine Whateverherlastnameis in first grade.
-Your Dream Bf/Gf?- I've already got one.

-Craziest- Lauren or Eric, probably.

HereBeWeasels: do i know anyone who's really shy?
Jesus5Rules: o umm
HereBeWeasels: i can't think of anyone
Jesus5Rules: we are drama people i don't know if this is possible

-Ditziest- Jesse Brown. *hiss*
-Funniest- My mother said, "Kenneth Hodges is a spectator sport."
-Weirdest- Ashley Moore. She's so...normal. It's frightening. I'm seriously afraid of her.
-Most Trustful- Mary, Tyler, Larisa, Keely, Lauren, Cassi. Allathem.
-Known Longest- Kenneth, actually.
-Just Like You- Ironically, probably Dmitri Katsnelson, but he's so much like me that it unnerves me, and I kinda hate him for it.
-Known Shortest- If we're talking about people I really consider to be my friend, then it's probably Mary, actually, which is really amusing to me. It's only been like 10 months, but it feels like a thousand years 'cause I know her so well. Crazy, huh?
May. 7th, 2005 @ 05:06 pm (no subject)
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E-mail spam is so weird!Collapse )
May. 5th, 2005 @ 10:22 pm (no subject)
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Anonymously post.

One secret.

One compliment.

One non-compliment.

One love note/nice thought.

Lyrics to a song.

How old you are.

How long we've been friends.

And a hint to who you are. (in case I haven't figured it out yet)

I promise I won't cheat.
May. 4th, 2005 @ 09:33 pm (no subject)
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Apr. 29th, 2005 @ 03:23 pm (no subject)
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Current Mood: thoughtfulthoughtful
Current Music: "Bubble Toes" by Jack Johnson
My name is Valentin Yggdrasil Vinokurov, at least at the time of this writing. My middle name, you may note, is very peculiar, and is probably hard to pronounce. This is probably because that is not really my middle name. The truth is that Yggdrasil is simply a very interesting word. In Norse mythology, Yggdrasil was the tree upon whose roots the three worlds were affixed: one for the gods and elves, one for mortal men and giants and dwarves, and one for the spirits of the damned. Yggdrasil means "The Terrible One's Horse." In Norse mythology, Odin the Allfather was the terrible one, because since he was the king of the gods, he could do anything he wanted, which included mercilessly and inexplicably killing mortals on earth. The truth about this situation was simply that he was mightier than anyone else, which left everyone on earth pretty much fucked. The truth about my middle name is actually that there are two of them: Not and Applicable. However, this must not have been deemed a valid name by the Ukranian government into which I was born, so they left that out of my birth certificate. However, I am certain that Valentin Not Applicable Vinokurov is my full name because every time someone asks me my middle name, I am by law forced to admit that it is Not Applicable.
I have a girlfriend at the time of this writing. This is a very strange and peculiar thing as well, because both my luck and experience with women has been slim to nil up to this point in my life. In case anyone has been wondering, the same applies for men as well. My girlfriend's name is Mary Ruth Kellar, and I will be a damned man if it's hit me that we're together yet. I am constantly apprehensive about our situation together, because I never know if we will still be together after ten years, ten months, or ten minutes. This is not to say that our relationship is in upheaval, because it is not, but simply because I am never sure what anyone else is thinking, so I like to pretend my own scenarios. This is only a problem if I expect reality to behave in a like fashion, which is always. Because of this lamentable fact, in the course of my life I have attempted suicide a record number of fifty-eight times, of which all have been successful, and of which all have been metaphorical. Mary Ruth Kellar is nineteen years old, and I know for a fact that in approximately three months from the time of this writing, I will no longer be together with her. This is because in July, she will be turning twenty years old, and by definition, she will be a completely different person by then, simply because she will be a year older, wiser, and more delusioned.

C'est finit.
Apr. 24th, 2005 @ 09:45 am (no subject)
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HereBeWeasels: Hey Joe
bigheadedbaby: hey baby
bigheadedbaby: whats up
HereBeWeasels: Dude...
HereBeWeasels: I think I have a girlfriend.
bigheadedbaby: who?!?!
HereBeWeasels: Mary : D
bigheadedbaby: yay!!!!!!!!
HereBeWeasels: i know
HereBeWeasels: it's pretty crazy
bigheadedbaby: im happy for you amigo
HereBeWeasels: thank ye
bigheadedbaby: youve been deserving of this for a while
bigheadedbaby: but you better donkey punch her constantly
HereBeWeasels: joe i love you
bigheadedbaby: i love you too valentin
Apr. 21st, 2005 @ 05:09 pm (no subject)
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HereBeWeasels: so today in english class, i'm eating this cup of pudding, right?
HereBeWeasels: and me being the barbarian that i am, i'm eating it with my hands
SthrnPhoenix: lmao
HereBeWeasels: and the girl next to me, janet, looks over and says, "jeez, you eat pudding really quickly"
SthrnPhoenix: you mean there's another way to eat it?
HereBeWeasels: and i look over to her and say, "i like my pudding like i like my women: sweet, fast, and cheap"
HereBeWeasels: it was definitely a moment